Simon has been attending a program at the YMCA called "Soccer Island." He LOVES it. His coaches are guys from the LHU men's soccer team and they are great with the high-energy four and five-year-old boys. Last week, after they returned from the gym,

"Simon you did really well tonight. Why do you think you did so well?"

"Well, dad, I used my powers."

"What powers?"

"My soccer powers, daddy."


Watch out, Napoleon Dynamite. Simon is coming to town with a whole new "skills section" for the old resume. Soccer powers, eating large quantities of noodles powers, pretending to be a wolf named Cody all day powers...